Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
October 26, 2009 | Issue 45•44
ROANOKE, VA—Local claims adjuster David Seaborne, a devoted husband and father of three, died Tuesday at the age of 37 following a long and painful personal battle with a 512-pound eastern lowland gorilla.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
For some reason I don't visit The Onion much these days. All that gravitas goes to your head.
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